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Friday, June 30, 2006

And On a...er..."Lighter" Note....


This is funny and disturbing on several fronts.

From Reuters.com....

Operation removes lightbulb from anus
Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:34am

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is a very unlikely story!!
someone drug him?????
and then when he was comatose, and they inserted it in????

shocking!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I hate when that happens. For me, it was a 2-Liter Diet Mountain Dew Bottle. I have no idea how that got in my anus either.

Michael said...

Zenngo - Yes, I imagine he was aware of what happened but was scared of someone to tell the truth. Besides, if that area was loose enough for a light bulb to go inside without breaking, it's hard to believe that was the first thing that had been pushed in down there! hehehe

Michael said...

James - You should see the fire extinguisher picture I found in a related story....